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Total Medals Earned: 559 (From 100 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 8,890 Points

A Bad Taste of Pico

Medals Earned: 2/6 (75/225 points)

Twice the Fun 25 Points

Rescue Darnell.

Vulgar Display of Power 50 Points

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Big Wet Juicy Kiss 25 Points

Rescue NeNe.

Polygonal Victory 25 Points

Beat the game!

Dude, it's my Turn 50 Points

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Meat is Murder 50 Points

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Adventure Story

Medals Earned: 5/30 (165/600 points)

Lava is Hot 5 Points

Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.

Frost Bite 10 Points

Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.

Level Grinder 25 Points

Reach an experience level of 30.

Power Up 25 Points

Max out your HP and MP.

The End 100 Points

Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.

Clouds Disappear 5 Points

Collapse a cloud by standing on it.

Ice is Slippery 5 Points

Stand on ice and slide around.

Shrooms are Bouncy 5 Points

Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.

Watch Your Step 5 Points

Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.

Animal Cruelty 10 Points

Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.

Desert Dash 10 Points

Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.

Foe Bouncer 10 Points

Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.

Foe Juggler 10 Points

Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.

Forest Jog 10 Points

Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.

Glacier Run 10 Points

Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.

Master Mage 10 Points

Cast a level 3 spell.

Master Warrior 10 Points

Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.

Newbie Mage 10 Points

Cast a spell for the first time.

Newbie Warrior 10 Points

Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.

Self Destruction 10 Points

Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.

Spikes are Painful 10 Points

Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.

The Credits 10 Points

Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.

Volcano Sprint 10 Points

Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.

Balanced Skillset 25 Points

Buy the weakest version of every spell.

Boss Immunity 25 Points

Defeat any boss without getting hit.

Endangered Species 25 Points

Defeat 1000 foes in total.

Boss Hunter 50 Points

Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.

Foe Exterminator 50 Points

Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.

Gold Hoarder 50 Points

Collect every coin in every level.

Great Adventurer 50 Points

Open every treasure chest in every level.

Alice is Dead - Ep 2

Medals Earned: 2/4 (75/200 points)

Hatter, Mad 25 Points

The Hatter seems Madder.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Happy Hatter 25 Points

You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.

Something Fishy 100 Points

Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.

Another Small Favor

Medals Earned: 3/5 (75/200 points)

Flower Power 25 Points

Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor

Hunt the Hunter 25 Points

Eliminate the Pig Hunter

A Small Stitch 25 Points

Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.

Another Small Favor 100 Points

Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.

Spider Slayer 25 Points

Kill a spider, save a kitty.

Apples in the Tree

Medals Earned: 4/10 (75/330 points)

Children of the Grave 5 Points

Reach the graveyard

Dreamer 10 Points

You dream your life away

Skull Beneath the Skin 10 Points

Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask

Smashing Pumpkins 50 Points

Just smash EVERY single pumpkin

Coward 5 Points

Just leave

Mrs Nice Girl 25 Points

You are such a sweet sweet thing

When You're Evil 25 Points

Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

Goodnight Demon Slayer 50 Points

Slay 20 demon bastards

Tornado of Souls 50 Points

Escape the Tornado of Souls

Fan Number 1 100 Points

Get an autograph from Ozzy

Armed Prophet

Medals Earned: 3/17 (60/480 points)

Zombie Meat 10 Points

Get killed by a zombie.

Hand it Over 25 Points

Kill Zomboss.

Skull 25 Points

Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.

Alien Juice 10 Points

Get killed by an alien.

Robot Fuel 10 Points

Get killed by a robot.

Alcoholic 25 Points

Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.

Anorexic 25 Points

Play through a stage without eating or drinking.

Armed Prophet 25 Points

Unlock all weapons.

Chairman 25 Points

Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.

Classic Hero 25 Points

Play through every stage.

Kill Smiley 25 Points

Kill Smileborg

The Freeman 25 Points

Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.

ZOMG!!!1 25 Points

Kill ZOMG

Handy Man 50 Points

Kill Zomboss with his own arm.

Illegal Alien 50 Points

Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.

Smiley Hater 50 Points

Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.

Testosterowned 50 Points

Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Asslevania: SOTB

Medals Earned: 9/30 (70/500 points)

Medal #1 5 Points

Welcome to Asslevania!

Medal #2 5 Points

Reach level 2.

Medal #6 5 Points

Don't skip the intro.

Medal _18 5 Points

Welcome back!

Medal #3 10 Points

Reach level 3

Medal _14 10 Points

Find Alucard.

Medal _15 10 Points

It takes a lick'n...

Medal _16 10 Points

...and keeps on whip'n.

Medal/20 10 Points

Get a little head.

Medal #7 5 Points

Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!

Medal #8 5 Points

Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!

Medal #9 5 Points

Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!

Medal _13 5 Points

What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!

Medal _19 5 Points

FOREVER ALONE!

Medal/22 5 Points

Watch the whole ending.

Medal/23 5 Points

Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.

Medal/24 5 Points

Check out RicePirate's page.

Medal/25 5 Points

Check out JohnnyUtah's page.

Medalzzz 5 Points

Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.

Medal #4 10 Points

Reach level 4.

Medal/21 10 Points

Eat a pork chop!

Medal/27 10 Points

Beat a TIME TRIAL

Medal _10 25 Points

Find the 1st hidden song.

Medal _11 25 Points

Thats where I left that!

Medal _12 25 Points

Never alone...

Medal _17 25 Points

Make the haunted hallway more creepy.

Medal/26 25 Points

Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.

Medal/29 25 Points

Beat Dracula!

Medal #5 100 Points

Reach level 5.

Medal/28 100 Points

Beat REAL MODE!

Awaken: Front Line

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/120 points)

Full house 5 Points

Have a full team of 6 soldiers.

Leader 5 Points

Survive first 7 waves.

Scrooge 10 Points

Gather 10000$

The end 50 Points

Complete Game.

Wolf brigade 50 Points

Don't loss any soldier until wave 30 (without loading game).

Back to the Cubeture 1

Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)

Ultimate Bully 25 Points

Bully the weak.

Ultimate Pest 25 Points

Bully your own boss.

Ultimate Savior 25 Points

Defend the weak.

Ultimate Spitter 25 Points

Real cowboys spit a lot.

Nature Boy 50 Points

Become one with the desert

Playboy 50 Points

Find the adult pleasure.

Do Lose Your Head 100 Points

Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.

Nude Boy 100 Points

Walk around (almost) naked.

Ultimate Winner 100 Points

Complete the Game.

Berzerk Ball 2

Medals Earned: 3/25 (15/885 points)

One small step for a geek... 5 Points

Reach 40,000 Distance.

Total Noob 5 Points

Get your team to level 5.

What's the hurry? 5 Points

Reach 400 Speed.

Adrian 5 Points

Get 6 Challenge Medals.

Appolo 10 Points

Get 9 Challenge Medals.

Major League 10 Points

Reach 100,000 Distance.

Regular Noob 10 Points

Get your team to level 10.

Turbo Nerd 10 Points

Reach 600 Speed.

Col. Mustard 25 Points

[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...

Drago 25 Points

Get 12 Challenge Medals.

Fat and Furious 25 Points

Reach 700 Speed.

Hercule Poirot 25 Points

One is Silver and the other's Gold...

Homerunesque 25 Points

Reach 200,000 Distance.

Lt. Colombo 25 Points

Geek ain't no dev'...

Sherlock Holmes 25 Points

Girls around the world...

Still a little Noobish 25 Points

Get your team to level 15.

Theo Kojak 25 Points

Rough way back...

Not a Noob anymore...almost 50 Points

Get your team to level 20

Rocky 50 Points

Get 15 Challenge Medals

So far, so Geek 50 Points

Reach 350,000 Distance.

What just passed by? 50 Points

Reach 800 Speed.

Alright, you're good...Damn Cheater! 100 Points

Get your team to level 25.

It's a bird...It's a Plane...It's PWNED!!! 100 Points

Reach 500,000 Distance.

TCB in a Flash 100 Points

Reach 900 Speed.

Tiger whom Rocky has the eye of 100 Points

Get 18 Challenge Medals.