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Total Medals Earned: 559 (From 100 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 8,890 Points

Reincarnation: TBOH

Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)

Keeping the Wheels of Hell Turning 10 Points

Beat the game.

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Relic

Medals Earned: 3/4 (45/55 points)

Banker 10 Points

Save a buncha cash! (Like, 500 bucks!)

Leveled 10 Points

Reach level 10!

Victory 25 Points

Beat Relic!

Bulldozer 10 Points

Get someone's max hitpoints over 300.

REPLAYING :the game:

Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/250 points)

THE END 100 Points

Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.

A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points

Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.

Bloodbath 25 Points

Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.

Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points

Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Rescue Eve

Medals Earned: 2/10 (35/385 points)

Double the power 10 Points

Collect your first powerup

Well that was easy 25 Points

Complete the first area

Been there 25 Points

Complete the automap

Disappointing last level 25 Points

Enter the labyrinth

So I guess it isn't just a Sokoban 25 Points

Complete the second area

Things are getting harder 25 Points

Complete the third area

Is this really all that's left? 50 Points

Beat the game

No more press machines, please 50 Points

Complete the forth area

Now you're playing with power! 50 Points

Collect all of the powerups

That's a lot of points 100 Points

Reach a score of 100.000

Rupert's Zombie Diary

Medals Earned: 11/40 (105/500 points)

Close, but no Cigar 5 Points

Kill an angry Fisherman before he manages to hit you with his Big Fish.

Pop 5 Points

Decapitate 200 Zombies.

Predictable 5 Points

Kill a Sweeper without being hit by it once.

Rainy Day Fund 5 Points

Start a day with 99 Rifle bullets.

Smashing! 5 Points

Open 25 crates.

Tough Choices 5 Points

Buy your first Skill.

Zombie Mayhem 5 Points

Have 12 or more Zombies on the level at once.

Premature Extermination 10 Points

Clear an area with 1 minute or more left on the clock.

MIRACLE SHOT! 50 Points

Do the most damage possible with one bullet to a Goliath's Head.

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Fortification 5 Points

Fortify an area.

Get Down! 5 Points

Knock down 200 Zombies.

Hungry Hungry Rupert 5 Points

Eat a total of 100 food pick-ups.

Need a hand? 5 Points

Shoot off 400 arms.

Soccer? I hardly know her! 5 Points

Kick 100 Zombie Heads.

Surf's Up 5 Points

Surf 25 times.

Take That! 5 Points

Kick a Goliath.

Turkey 5 Points

Kick a Zombie Head intro a group of 3 or more Zombies.

Wipe Out 5 Points

Clear out an Area that had at least 30 zombies.

Wipe Out Nightmare 5 Points

Clear out an Area that had at least 30 zombies on Nightmare mode.

Zombie Crazy 5 Points

Hunt Zombies for over an Hour.

Zombie Surfer 5 Points

Surf another Zombie straight after you finished surfing one.

ALL THE SKILLS 10 Points

Buy all the skills.

Big Spender 10 Points

Spend a total of 2500 Pounds.

Dodging Fish 10 Points

Kill a Fisherman without getting hit by any of his fish.

GIVE EM' THE BOOT 10 Points

Kill five Zombies in a row using only your kick.

Mr. Rich 10 Points

Accumulate a total of 1000 Pounds.

NO TIME TO RELOAD 10 Points

Perform 15 successful pistol reloads in a row.

Some like it Bloody 10 Points

Kill a Sweeper before he's done a full cycle of a level.

That wasn't so hard 10 Points

Kill a Goliath on Nightmare Mode.

Zombie Killing Machine 10 Points

Kill a total of 2000 Zombies.

One Killing Floor 25 Points

Fortify 3 of the 4 areas.

Legend 50 Points

Finish the game with Nightmare Mode on throughout.

Soldier 50 Points

Finish the game.

Dear Diary 100 Points

Obtain all other Medals.

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Santa Fu!

Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)

Turbo Power 10 Points

Beat Level 1

Sounds Good 10 Points

Listen to all songs

Elfinator 25 Points

Kill 10 of each elf type

Oh Fudge 25 Points

Beat Level 2

Yellow Snow 25 Points

Beat Level 3

Nutcracker 50 Points

Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts

Paindeer 50 Points

Beat Level 4

Santa Fu Disciple 50 Points

Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy

Santa Fu Master 50 Points

Beat the final level without losing any energy

Determined 100 Points

Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters

King O' Christmas! 100 Points

Beat Level 5

Scarlet Stranger

Medals Earned: 9/9 (155/155 points)

MED1 5 Points

Found a Bronze Key!

MED2 5 Points

Found a Silver Key!

MED3 5 Points

Found a Gold Key!

MED5 5 Points

Earn 50 Gold in the shop.

MED4 10 Points

Found the BOSS KEY!

MED6 25 Points

Earn 200 Gold in the shop.

MED7 25 Points

Earn 500 Gold in the shop.

MED8 25 Points

Beat Thrash!

MED9 50 Points

Rescue Hilda!

SCGMD4

Medals Earned: 6/55 (30/500 points)

ANYONE CAN PLAY 5 Points

Play a song.

CARROT ON A STICK 5 Points

Get an achievement.

ROCK STEADY 5 Points

Perform a 25-hit combo.

WARM UP 5 Points

Get a silver star.

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BRAVE OR FOOLISH 5 Points

Encounter a boss.

COVER BAND 5 Points

Get a silver on 'In Love With Myself'.

HAT-TRICK 5 Points

Get a star on three different songs.

WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER VAN 5 Points

Unlock two new guitars.

...MAKES PERFECT! 10 Points

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4'33'' 10 Points

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ANALYSIS PARALYSIS 10 Points

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CRACK OF DAWN 10 Points

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PREMATURE ARTICULATION 10 Points

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SCREEN IT ALL 10 Points

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SKIN OF YOUR TEETH 10 Points

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Score!

Medals Earned: 7/21 (135/380 points)

Thirsty 5 Points

Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!

Alpha Male 10 Points

Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.

Beached As 10 Points

Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!

Booze Hound 10 Points

Drink til you drop.

Multicultural 25 Points

Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!

True Gentleman 25 Points

Treat her like a lady.

2's Company 3's... 50 Points

...a hell of a good time!

Deaf 5 Points

The sound of silence...

Frotteurism 5 Points

It's just too hard to resist...

Hospitalized 5 Points

Let's take this outside!

Quitter 5 Points

Only losers give up and go home alone.

Rejection 5 Points

Love hurts.

Scooter Rooter 5 Points

Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.

The Flash 5 Points

Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!

Violence 5 Points

Put em up.

Cock Block 10 Points

Chicks before dicks.

Hungry 10 Points

They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!

Sleazebag 10 Points

Can anyone say... Date rape?

Experimenting 25 Points

Proven to double your chances!

Casanova 50 Points

There's clearly no one that you can't please!

Score! 100 Points

You are officially the master of scoring!

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 4/14 (50/425 points)

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.